In the words of my SIL, “Oh no you di’in’t!”

June 16th, 2009 | written by Jill

Yes, that massively long title is and was totally and completely necessary.

Let’s just cliff-notes this and say Jacob is fully and completely mobile once again (in addition to his limp). So much of life has returned to its normal playfulness. So, Jacob is welcoming friends once again to play…

Wait! Didn’t I just say cliff notes??????????

Since this happened last week and it’s nearing the midnight hours my brain just isn’t at its peak. But here we go:

“Look what we did with the scissors,” says Jacob’s friend who will remain anonymous, but let’s just call her Bertha.

Me: “What?! What scissors?!?” (Did you catch the fear?) [You must know that all scissors are placed away from the reach of all children and the kids scissors are at other's homes. Oh ya, and I am currently cutting and sewing a quilt as this conversation is proceeding. FYI said scissors were found in the child-proof ha, ha bathroom cabinet in my makeup bag.]

Now they show me their masterpieces.

Unfortunately I do not have pictures of Bertha. I was too worried about her “masterpiece” which, did I forget to mention was created by none other than my Jacob?

Well, Nicole did cut her own hair when she was 3 because she couldn’t brush the knots out of her hair. That was traumatic (for me not her). Now I know that was nothing compared to this. Your own child cutting another child’s hair is very traumatic (for me not her). Bertha had her cute little hair in pigtails rolled under. One pig tail was half the size of the other.

After bringing her to her mom and expressing my sheer horror amidst her delightful kindness I felt horrible. After assessing the damage we noticed that Bertha looked cute with 1/2″, 1/4″, 1/8″, and so on bangs. But it didn’t end there. Right smack dab in the middle of the back of her shoulder length hair became a once inch space at the nape of her neck of nothingness. We won’t mention the other discrepancies found throughout.

Well, hopefully this paints a pretty good picture because this definitely deserved one. Sorry I just wasn’t thinking camera at the time. After having a night of nightmares Bertha and mom came over to show me the new ‘do. Bertha’s mom was ecstatic because this girl rocked the new a-line hairstyle starting at the nape of her neck. Now her mom is thinking she should pay us for this new do. Seriously, though, it was not fun, but in the end she turned out so darn cute that I am thinking I may need to do the same thing to my hair.

Hmmm. I thought this was the cliff notes edition. What the heck happened? Oh well. I tried.

Now we just get to look at Jacob’s new ‘do.

jacobhair1

And here it is after the gel from various angles.

jacobhair2

jacobhair4

jacobhair3

And in order to fix this baby he’s GOT to have a buzz cut. But, I.Just.Can’t.Do.It. Buzz cuts that is. So instead I am opting for the hair to grow out in the next 3 weeks since that is how often I cut his hair anyway. At most it will take 6 weeks, right? Well, no professional pictures anytime soon.

I suppose it could have been worse. This is what happened to some other “Bertha’s” that I know…
badhaircut1

badhaircut2

badhaircut3

badhaircut4

Yep, there is no question about it. It really could have been worse.

A Week of Firsts For the Second Time

June 9th, 2009 | written by Jill

What a difference one week can make!

Jacob Getting in the Ambulance & at the Hospital(Above - photos from the cell phone of Jacob getting his transfer ride in the ambulance up to Primary Children’s.  The paramedics gave him a teddy bear as well as an invitation to visit them and spray the fire hose when he is better. Can’t wait for that adventure! Once at PCH, during his surgery, the orthopedic surgeon gave his teddy bear a cast just like his. Too cute! The bear gets to keep his cast.)

We are now one week post cast! What a big and exciting day. One we were all counting down, literally. However, once the cast came off we knew there were still obstacles to overcome mainly pain and walking and normal activities that only time can heal. So here is my big shout-out to you, Jacob, for your hard work and accomplishments this week! (Who says you can’t defy a doctor’s outlook?).

*Within hours Jacob receives his first mommy-hug without a cast. That thing sure got in the way of a good ole fashioned bear hug. I could hold him all day if he would let me.

*Within 24 hours Jacob takes his first stand and walk (albeit very shaky)

*Within 24 hours Jacob is crawling around

*Within 24 hours Jacob is grinning from ear to ear standing outside in the pouring rain (yes, if you caught that-being in the rain-you can’t do that with his cast), waves at a friend passing by in a car and is so excited that he twists around and falls down. I thought it was broken again! Thankfully, no.

*Within 24 hours Jacob has his first bubble bath in nearly 2 months. Goodbye sponge baths.

*Within 48 hours Jacob is mobile like a 1 year old (yet much more advanced!)

*Within 72 hours Jacob is climbing on the counter (the things you usually say no to are now being praised by the hour!)

*Within 96 hours Jacob is cavity-free at the dentist’s office (as well as Nicole—way to go again!!!) We still had to use the wheelchair, but it was our 1st outing post-cast.

*Within 96 hours Jacob is swinging on the swing and even tried jumping on the tramp-‘til mom and dad told him not to yet. Oh parents; hinder, hinder.

(Did I mention my ever so very cautious nature with every move he makes? He is going to give me a heart attack at any minute for fear of more broken bones!)

*Within 96 hours Jacob is a fully-functioning, self-serving bathroom attendant once again. What a sweet day after 2 months of duty. Trust me he didn’t enjoy the constant company, either.

*Within 120 hours Jacob is crawling to the neighbor’s house (long distance walking is yet to come) to play. What a sweet day for him for he has been waiting to “play” at other’s homes normally once again.

*Within 120 hours Jacob is holding tarantulas, parrots, and pythons.(Okay, he could do this with pre post-cast, but it was still an awesome birthday party!)

*Within 120 hours Jacob is riding his bike!

WOW JACOB!!!!!!! I am so proud of you. You have accomplished so much in so very little time. You have such a wonderful personality. Even when you were in the body cast you still had a wonderful outlook on life, contagious grin and laugh. You will do so well in life. I am so glad you are mine.

And this week he is walking more than crawling. Keep up your hard work!

“What a Long Strange Trip it’s Been”

May 23rd, 2009 | written by Tyson

In the words of Robert Hunter from the Grateful Dead, in his lyrics for Truckin’ - “…what a long strange trip it’s been.”

Some of you may recall some of the colorful events that took place in our family shortly after Joshua was born, nearly two years ago at the end of July.  About a week after he was born, Jacob, Nicole, and I were playing outside in the POURING rain (this was that big storm that flooded a lot of homes in this area - view here).  After playing in the gutters and street we went into the backyard and started jumping on the tramp.  Needing to show them how cool their dad is, I had them get off for a little bit while I did some showing off for them… but, instead they saw me cry (luckily the rain covered it up though).

To shorten this story, I’ll skip over how Jill almost left me out there to die a cold, lonely death (but I recommend you read the full account here - as told by me in an email I sent to my family shortly thereafter), and just mention that I broke my ankle.  Two weeks after that I went in for surgery for a plate and screws (it was recommended that I go to T.O.S.H., to which they weren’t able to get me in any sooner).  I was instructed not to put any weight on my foot for 8 weeks (6 after the surgery), so I wasn’t much help at home with the baby or much of anything else (or at least that was my excuse).

If that wasn’t exciting enough, around 6 weeks after Joshua was born (about 3 weeks after my surgery), Jill had an IUD put in.  That evening she was complaining quite a bit about pain, which when she called, they told her it would go away.  The next day it was much worse and so she went in to the doctors where they did an ultrasound, which come to find out it had pierced through the lining of her Uterus… she was in surgery that night.

Again, to shorten the story, we both recovered, but it was definitely quite an eventful time in our lives (and as you all know now; yep, apparently she can still have babies - even on birth control!).

My ankle was still hurting me quite a bit, so a few weeks before Logan was born I scheduled surgery to have the plate and screws removed from my ankle.  I thought I would try to be safe this time with having a newborn and get any surgeries out of the way.  It was done and everything was great and my ankle feels MUCH better now with it out (these are the screws and plate from my ankle.  I was a bit upset they cleaned them off).

Plate and Screws

So anyway, you might be asking yourselves why I am bringing up events from nearly two years ago.  Well, apparently come to find out, we have a tradition in our family with trampolines, broken bones, surgery, doctors, and hospitals that coincides with newborns (there is a reason it’s been soooo long since we’ve blogged - but not that we’ve been that great at it lately anyway).

I guess it was Jacob’s turn this time.  Five weeks ago from tomorrow we had another trampoline accident, but this time at my parent’s house.  Jacob fell off the tramp and came down on his leg in a twisting motion and broke his femur (ours is in the ground… but of course it had to happen at my parent’s, where theirs is not).  I think I was crying worse than he was.  I felt so bad.  When I broke my ankle it was the worst pain I’ve ever felt - I can’t even fathom what this must have felt like.  It killed me.  I knew it was broken when I saw how his leg was twisted behind him, but just not how bad it really was.

He was in a lot of pain and didn’t even want me to move him.  I told him I had to take him to the doctor’s so they could take a picture of his leg and also so they could put a cast on so his leg wouldn’t move and hurt.  He hates going to the doctor’s because of shots, so I kept assuring him that he wouldn’t get any shots.  Jill and the kids stayed at my parents while I took him to Altaview Hospital.  Once we got there even the doctor assured him there wouldn’t be any shots; but when we go the results back from the x-ray, we were wrong about the shots.

X-ray of the Broken Femur(This is Jacob’s leg in a cast, one week after the accident)

They told us we needed to go to Primary Children’s for surgery and to see a specialist there.  Because of the pain, we decided to have him taken by ambulance.  When the paramedics got there they got ready to give Jacob an IV so they could give him some morphine, and one of them said to him, “there’s going to be a little poke in your arm so we can give you some medicine.”  As soon as they said that, Jacob looked at me and I just died inside.  I was balling like a baby and was telling him that I was so sorry, but that it was to help him feel better.

Jill arrived there shortly before we left.  I went in the ambulance with Jacob and she drove down.  Around 11:00 p.m. that evening he went into surgery where they realigned his femur (they actually don’t cut the skin, it’s all external, but they say it’s considered surgery).  Afterwards he wouldn’t stop screaming, despite the drugs.  They ended up giving him valium, and even more than his body weight calls for in both the morphine and valium.  Finally a little later he started to calm down and so Jill left to get the kids and head home.

Apparently some people will have muscle spasms after a break and they can be quite painful as it hits the bones together.  That night at the hospital, about every half hour Jacob would wake up screaming and would cry out “daddy, I told you not to move me” (before we went to the hospital he would tell me not to move him and get upset when I did).  After a bunch of times of this happening, and me telling him that I wasn’t, he started to realize it wasn’t me; and then he would wake up screaming and crying saying, “daddy, I told you to hold my leg” (so it wouldn’t move).  I ended up sleeping in a chair next to his bed holding his cast the rest of the night (he would still wake up and get mad at me for not holding it when they hit).  It was pretty sad.

The next day Jill came back and they let us leave home.  After the next two days of being home, Jacob pretty much stayed in one spot on the floor and never moved.  I tried moving him the next day (against his will), but he ended up screaming in pain, so I decide to wait until the next day.  The following day, Wednesday (the break was on Sunday), I finally made Jacob get into the wheelchair and move for the first time.  He wasn’t too happy about it, but eventually gave in (I guess he had no other choice as he can’t run away from me anymore).

Jacob in a Wheelchair and with a Walker

Above, on the left, is him in the wheelchair for the first time.  As you can see, he definitely isn’t a happy camper, but I can’t blame him.  Little by little as the days slowly went by (let me remind you that we now have 3 baby’s - Logan, a 3-week old; Joshua, a 21-month old; and now Jacob), just as the primary song goes, his frown has been turned upside down.  For about the first two weeks, he was still waking up at night screaming with muscle spasms (and only the first few days in the daytime), but now things are pretty good and he’s recently just started to try and walk with his walker (in the right - we’ve also upgraded his torn shorts that were held together with safety pins to shorts that use Velcro, thanks to Jill’s sewing skills).

Well, I wish that was the end, but there is still more.  This tradition of hospitals, etc. also includes multiple people in our family…

About a week or so after Jacob broke his leg, it was Logan’s turn.  He was crying pretty badly one day and wouldn’t stop.  When he cried, it was the kind of hurt cry where you knew something was wrong.  Around noon Jill took him to the doctor’s and they said that he was okay.  Jill also had them look at her throat, as it had started hurting her the previous day.  She was diagnosed with strep, but they assured her that babies can’t have strep (we were aware of this beforehand).  They gave her antibiotics and sent her home (we’re guessing it was picked up at Primary’s when we took Jacob in for his follow up).

Logan’s crying didn’t stop and around 6:00 p.m. or so he started to fever, and shortly after it ended up jumping up near to 102 which is high for a baby - 100.4 is the high mark in an infant.  I ended up just taking him straight to Primary Children’s, as a doctor would just send me there anyway.

When I got there, the emergency room was packed!  This was right when the Swine Flu was at about its peak in the media here in Utah (and almost every single person there was… well, never mind. I don’t want to sound rude, but let’s just say there were some deaths that occurred in Mexico from this flu that intensified the panic).  Anyway, it was packed and there were people down the halls and outside the door (the next day the nurse even apologized about it, saying that it was full of people who thought they had the swine flu).  Luckily, after about 10-15 minutes they got us and led us to another waiting room that we had all to ourselves.

Eventually they got us in… and I still don’t know which one hurt me worse, Jacob’s or Logan’s visit.

It was horrible.  A baby that young should have to poked and hurt that much, but on the other hand, I’m grateful for the technology we have.  I stayed in there while they did the catheter, got his boogers, and took his blood, etc.  It was terrible when they tried taking his blood, and then when the nurse was bending back Logan’s hand and starting to flick and hit his wrist, I wasn’t sure if I should cry, runaway, or deck the guy (don’t worry, I wouldn’t have thought that if it were a lady – the “decking” part); and it’s not like it’s a clean poke, but the blood gets all over his hand and arm.  The way that Logan was screaming was killing me.

After they were done and I was able to hold him and get him to stop crying, the doctor came in and told us that his white blood cell count was high, which suggests an infection, and so she wanted to go ahead and do a spinal tap on him.  There was no way I would have been able to make it through that, and maybe I’m a terrible dad, but I had to leave the room while they did it.

Let’s just say it wasn’t much fun that night.

After the spinal tap they started him on antibiotics in the case that it was a bacterial infection.  After that we waited in that room for them to get us a room to sleep in, as they wanted to keep him there for 24-48 hours.

Logan and I waited in the room for over 4 hours (if you recall, it was crowded that night).  They had rooms available, but not the nurses to tend to the patients (I guess there’s a patient to nurse ratio they can’t go over). Finally after 3:00 a.m. and hearing the same story over and over, that it shouldn’t be long, I decided I would tell them that we were going to go home (I really wouldn’t have, but knew that by doing so we would get a room and I could try and get some sleep).  The nurse came in, and then later came the doctor.  Finally after seeing that she couldn’t persuade me otherwise (the doctor), she said she’ll see what she can do.  Five minutes later the nurse came in and took us to our room (don’t worry, I did confess my sin to Logan’s new nurse :) ).

The next day Jill came and took over my spot.  Later that day we got some of Logan’s blood test results back.  It was strep! They wanted to continue to monitor him for 36 hours from the time they gave him the antibiotics to ensure it didn’t develop into something else.  So that night Jill stayed there with him and then the next day she was able to come home.

Pretty much within hours of receiving the antibiotics Logan started doing better and his fever went down.  Now he’s just a normal, sleeping, pooping, and eating baby (And by the way, it’s only been in the last few weeks that he’s started to come alive… as far as baby’s are concerned; nothing to do with the strep).
Baby Logan at Six Weeks

Anyway, yes indeed; what a long strange trip it’s been. It’s been challenging, but there has been a lot of good that has come through it that will have an everlasting effect on us.  It may sound strange, but this has brought me and Jacob even closer together; as well as it seems that from that night with Logan my love and concern for him has grown deeper; and Nicole! What an angel she has been!  She has helped us so much it would have been much more difficult without her, and she’s just barely six years old; and of course there’s Joshua.  He’s just always cute no matter what he does, even when he’s a little devil (and trust me, he can be a devil!).

It’s the challenges, struggles, and sacrifices that give life it’s worth and meaning.  If there were never a cost, it would never be worth a thing.

Well, to wrap up - when we went in the following week after Jacob’s accident for an x-ray and follow-up, they said everything looked great and we can plan on coming back in 5 weeks to get the cast off (a total of 6).  We were ecstatic about that.  We were worried that they would have to realign the bone again, which would have put it back further.  As bad as the x-ray looks, they say that as an adult you won’t even be able to tell that there was a break (the body is amazing!).

Now Jacob has become quite the expert in his wheelchair, but he still has yet to outperform me in wheelies.  He also has become pretty good at crawling as well.  When we’re outside, he gets around in his “Pink Car”, as he calls it, which he’ll use for playing and for when we go on walks.

Jacob Cruising in his Spica Cast

Also, in other Glazier news, Nicole has finally lost that loose tooth.  I don’t know what it is about the fairytale creatures (Santa’s reindeer, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc.), but whenever they come to visit our house they make a mess.  I’ll let Jill tell you that one (I’ve written enough for a year’s time), but next time the Tooth Fairy comes to our house, I’m going to swat it like a little bug!
Nicole's Lost Tooth & Jacob in his WheelsOh, I almost forgot to mention the moral of this story.  Everyone tells us it’s time to get rid of the tramp, but I just keep telling them we need to quit having babies.  I’m pretty sure that will do the trick!

An Easter Surprise

April 12th, 2009 | written by Tyson

(Nope, it wasn’t a bunny.)

Well, I’m a bit upset.  This morning we woke up to an unexpected surprise.  This year the Easter Bunny decided to leave a little more behind than just a few baskets of treats and goodies.

Couldn’t he/she (does anyone really know what gender it is?) at least have the courtesy to go before “it” comes inside, or even just wait until after?

I definitely wasn’t happy about the trail, but once I stepped on a little wet spot on the carpet with bare feet, you can imagine my anger.  A bit upset with this, I asked Jacob and Nicole to feel the carpet, asking them if it was what I thought it was. Sure enough it was, so I sent them to go wash their hands.

After taking some pictures of the evidence, I made Jacob and Nicole clean up the mess.  They were a bit reluctant to do so, but quickly changed their minds in order that I wouldn’t write a note next year telling the bunny he’s not welcome.  After all, I don’t want to be the one to clean up the mess year after year… and my basket isn’t even nearly the size of theirs, so why should I do it?

Maybe I wouldn’t have been too upset with this if this last Christmas Santa hadn’t let his reindeer inside our house.  They too left us with a mess, which I had to clean up, leaving their droppings behind and even getting into and eating the hay from baby Jesus’ manger (next year we’re definitely not going to leave out food again for Santa’s reindeer).

Nicole thinks the Easter Bunny only did this because I set up a trap to try and catch it, but I’m a bit doubtful.  Bunnies aren’t that smart.

(FYI - it did nibble at the carrot that was set for bait, which I’m assuming was the reason the basket had fallen, but unfortunately it got away somehow.  The trap I set next year will definitely be much better!)

Fairy Dust

April 9th, 2009 | written by Jill

Tooth Fairy, Tooth Fairy

When will you come?

All of my friends

Have lost some!

Tooth Fairy, Tooth Fairy

When will you come?

Don’t you know I’ve patiently waited?

“Could be a while,” replies my mum.

Tooth Fairy, Tooth Fairy

When will you come?

“If it’s in the genes

The fairy won’t soon be your chum.”

Tooth Fairy, Tooth Fairy

When will you come?

I’m trying to jiggle

My tooth from my gum.

Tooth Fairy, Tooth Fairy

When will you come?

“Mom, Mom, I have a loose tooth!”

Silly girl the time is too soon.

BUT….alas, NO! It is true!

Tooth Fairy, Tooth Fairy

When will you come?

“For the tooth really wiggles!

Will eating put it in my tum?”

Okay, now there are only so many words that can rhyme- and well not all do. Though I have been a major slacker in blogging, how can I pass the opportunity of posting the very 1st loose tooth ever in our family! It’s funny how that first tooth (which hasn’t even truly been lost yet) somehow transcends you into yet another later stage in life. It [life] goes by so quickly. I can’t believe how old and young one can feel at one moment. The joy in her eyes and squeal of delight when she discovered her 1st loose tooth, unfortunately, is not something I can capture into words…

Logan Glazier

March 15th, 2009 | written by Tyson

Last night around 9:00 p.m. or so, Jill started hurting.  She told me that she was sure that she was in labor and that this would be the night, so being the good husband that I am, I hurried and went to bed so I could get some sleep (nothing worse than a tired, grumpy husband).  Around 4:30 a.m. this morning she woke me up and told me it was time.  I tried to convince her to go in without me and then call when they call the doctor, but unfortunately that didn’t work and I had to get out of bed :).

Jacob and Nicole were pretty excited when we woke them up.  It had been a long 9-month wait for them (or rather 8-month, or so, wait).  We had a fun drive on our way to grandma’s house to drop off the kids (well, it was fun for me, Jacob, and Nicole).  On the way, we were helping mom breath through each of her contractions, doing those kind of loud breathing sounds you hear on shows - he he, ha ha (that’s the breathing, not a laugh).  It sure made us feel better, but I don’t think it helped mom.

We finally arrived to the hospital around 7:00 a.m., got the epidural around 9:30 a.m., and at 12:38 he was born.

We thought that he was going to be one of our bigger babies (not that any of our babies were large), but he ended up being the smallest of them all, by quite a bit - he was only 5 lbs, 7 oz. (I’m sure Jill didn’t really mind though).  He’s 19″ and healthy, and mom is doing great, so we’re pretty happy.

It seems like one of the best things about having a newborn baby, is the excitement of the big brothers and sister(s).  Grandma said it was a long wait for Jacob and Nicole.  Jacob was so cute with him, as you can see the joy and excitement in his face in the picture below.  Nicole was too, but there was just something special in the way that Jacob felt towards and acted with him.  It was really cute.

So far, Joshua hasn’t seemed to be too jealous (in the couple of hours they were here), but I’m sure that won’t last.  I guess we’ll find out.

In a way, I’ve been terrified since we found out that Jill was pregnant with him.  I thought three was the perfect number (and thecutest“little”family.com can still work with three).  It’s sufficient to make life a bit very challenging, but doable; four on the other hand… well, I guess I’m going to find out.  But now that he’s born, here, and is my son, I’m grateful that the IUD the doctor did for Jill went through the lining of her uterus and had to be surgically removed (although I’m sure she’ll probably say otherwise); and then, of course, that the birth control didn’t work thereafter either.  I’m glad he’s mine!

It’s strange, as happy as I am to have him, there’s a part of me that’s sad.  I guess it’s with how quickly life passes by and how quickly they grow up; and how today, I lost my once-baby boy, Joshua, to our new born.

But I guess despite whatever he is, does, and becomes in life, he will always be my son, just as will always be each and every one of my children (and in Nicole’s case, my daughter; my princess and angel).

Well, I guess it’s time for me to leave the hospital and go save grandma from our kids now.  I’ll try to post some more photos tomorrow in our photo gallery, for those wanting to see some more.

Apple Juice

January 25th, 2009 | written by Tyson

It was snowing quite a bit today as we were walking home from church, which Joshua loved!  Once we got home, he wanted to go out again really badly, so I just grabbed Nicole’s jacket to put on him real quick and Jacob’s beanie.  He looked really cute, so of course… I grabbed the camera! (the snow fall had let up a bit by then).

It usually takes me a few weeks before I get to editing any pictures (if and when I do), but when I saw these I had to edit and post them!

It’s tradition…

January 22nd, 2009 | written by Jill

For those of you who remember and those of you who are new to this blog- putting up Christmas lights is a tradition in our family. 

All strapped up and ready to go!

Man, I wish my dad did this when I was young.  Maybe I wouldn’t have such a fear of heights now.  Or even climbing a ladder past 3, maybe 4 rungs…

Envisage Studios - website design